Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
whenmomentsblog: I’ve called my mom a bitch before, in a whisper from the other room.
itwasdraco: gryffindorswagmaster: ...
offendeveryoneregretnothing: ashleyswagner: sj87: obsessionjason: adrians: videohall: Holding hands with strangers prank wish I had the balls to do dumb shit like this lmaoooo HAHAHAHAHA! I’d be so down to do this.
hummelanderson: one time in junior high i was talking with a boy on instant message who liked me and i was like hey want to see a picture of me in the shower and he was like omfg really yeah and i sent him this i thought i was so funny
There needs to be a superhero condom advert.
kcnvrmnd: fuckyeahmagnus: theavengersinitiative: WOULD IRON MAN GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SUIT? WOULD CAPTAIN AMERICA GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS SHIELD? WOULD THOR GO INTO BATTLE WITHOUT HIS HAMMER? NEXT TIME YOU HERO UP, MAKE SURE YOU USE PROTECTION.
videohall: The power of Pine-Sol prank